February 2012
i only had to drive an hour for a mandatory class for my job (keep in mind im a fucking busboy) and i overslept by a lot i hope i dont get fired that would be some b.s. man
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lsd flashback
woah that was nuts
i smoke so much that my sex drive is literally at 0
if u flirt with me, i aint flirting back
if u text me, i aint texting back
bitch i aint smokin u out for free buy me chicken fries or something *becomes current holder of the Guinness World Record for “chillest”*
i am working 40 hours this week *turns into old man and votes in presidential elections*
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basnam replied to your post: i’m not even gonna brush my teeth again fuck it…
thats not what riff raff would do, you know better than to NOT brush your teeth
yolo
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i’m not even gonna brush my teeth again fuck it i’m just gonna chew some gum kiss my ass
at least they gave me an hour break so i could come home and smoke some weed
i have to work a double shift for the 2nd day in a row
*puts megaphone up to manager’s ear* u bitch *politely works 2nd shift*
imitate me in my ask and make it rude
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i-am-a-table:
is there a strain of weed called basedgod?
basednigel:
*texts a girl* nawl
see this aint something new
thats just gonna come out of nowhere
no
this is something old
and dirty
i guess i just always look pissed off or sad idk when i’m standing around at work someone will come up to me and say “hey what’s wrong” and its like what nothing so i’ll go stand somewhere else and someone else will be like “matt you alright buddy” and its like yo chill
*facebook chat with old friend slows down for two minutes*
*logs off*
Anonymous asked: How much do you smoke a week?
i work at Plan B Burgers & Bar jk i work at plan b abortion clinic you fucking moron
porn →
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– http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1157872547 (via diorpaint)
So much ignorance of lil b. As far as his real personality, the way he approaches music, and even his true writing style. He does this music on purpose! The media loves ignorance and lil b has fun with it. I bet like 95% of the people who hear him have NO idea that lil b FREESTYLES most of his songs. Hes not trying to be good, hes just here to get attention and see how many people he can mind fuck...
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